The Opening

 

Both: What do you do when you’re home all alone and you’re bored?
J: When you’ve cleaned out the kitchen the very last time
S: You cleaned out the fridge, you drank all the wine
Both: You want to have fun and then finally a friend drops by
S: And says

J: Well, what kind of a show are you guys going to do this year?
S: I was thinking we should do a more exciting and entertaining show than last year.
J: Well, that’s good. Is there any new material this time?
S: Actually, it’s about 95% new material. We’re running about two hours. It’s light, and fluffy, and Jerry Bowman and Shawn Millar come back and play all the parts and I hear they’re incredible.
J: I look forward to it.

Both: What do you do when you’re home with a friend and you’re snoring.
Do you give to the yen, cause you’re stuck in the den, to watch TV again.
Oh we want so much more.

Creative Apartment Living
The gift that keeps on giving
Creative Apartment Living is the way

J: So what about the tip hat in the kitchen? What’s that all about?
S: Well, just like a street performer will put a hat down when he’s miming in the park, we’ve put a hat in the kitchen to help cover production costs, you know, we like to call ourselves apartment performers.
J: OK, so what if someone new comes over, and they want to put money in the hat?
S: That is the great thing about the hat, the hat doesn’t care. It’s a non-partisan hat. Any economic, social, religious groups, it doesn’t care.

Both: So we fight for the right, to perform here tonight
To create our own rules, to add life to the crazy
And end all the hazy and dreary monotonous nights

Creative Apartment Living
The gift that keeps on giving
Creative Apartment Living is the way.