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| My so called underwater mortgage life |
| Wells Fargo has already made back their money and then some, but won't help me out with an extra 10% off my mortgage principal. |
| Posted on :
09-08-11 |
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| AT&T's new marketing plan - You're going to be a customer whether you want to or not |
| TL;DR: I called AT&T to inquire about upload speeds for U-Verse, and although I said I didn't want it, they tried to force it on me. |
| Posted on :
01-27-11 |
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| Why a liberal should give a billionaire a big, fat, sloppy kiss |
| How much would you actually get if the liberals spread all the wealth around? |
| Posted on :
01-07-11 |
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| Stolen Garmin Nuvi 255 - 1VA339273 |
| Stolen Garmin Nuvi 255 - 1VA339273 |
| Posted on :
12-09-10 |
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| Don't get in a wreck with Josephine Lofton |
| While trying to file a claim with Josephine Lofton's insurance, I had this unfortunate conversation with her on the phone. |
| Posted on :
11-05-10 |
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| What I got for Xmas (proposal content) |
| The lesson to take away from all of this is simple. Guys, on every first date you ever go on, ask the girl what her ring size is, and then tuck that info away somewhere. If she turns out to be the one, and you want to propose someday, it will be SO much easier on you. |
| Posted on :
01-02-10 |
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| Why Obama's small business capitol gains cut will actually cause more job losses. |
| Why Obama is going to cause job losses |
| Posted on :
12-16-09 |
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| No generation should ever get to party like that... again |
| The baby boomers fucked us all. |
| Posted on :
12-16-09 |
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| It’s time to rake back on the politicians |
| With all this talk of making bankers pay for their mistakes, I say we institute a system that will reclaim from politicians what they took from us. |
| Posted on :
10-25-09 |
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| What can only one person do to live debt free in America? |
| How much would one person have to save in order to be able to pay off our existing national debt? |
| Posted on :
09-07-09 |
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| Welcome to my Aquarium |
| How someone from the other side might view our world |
| Posted on :
07-08-09 |
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| Obama is Failing 5th Grade Math Class |
| And all of this from the same government who brought you the biggest Ponzi scheme on the planet. |
| Posted on :
06-27-09 |
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| How to Achieve Middle East Peace and End the Financial Crisis |
| For many years politicians have struggled with the idea of how to make Israel and Palestine play nice with each other, while soothing the often angry sentiments of other Arab countries... |
| Posted on :
01-29-09 |
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| Save San Francisco - Stop Plate Tectonics Now |
| Just a short rant that's been on my mind for a few weeks after watching An Inconvenient Truth for the first time. |
| Posted on :
01-07-09 |
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| Is it really a recession… |
| Some thoughts on the current state of our union |
| Posted on :
11-23-08 |
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| Happy Phish Birthday to Me |
| 4.5 years after that last show disaster, I get another chance... |
| Posted on :
10-01-08 |
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| The Quantum Brain |
| Thinking about all the decisions I had to make just to write this sentence. |
| Posted on :
08-16-08 |
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| My ex-favorite ex-girlfriend |
| The girl I called my favorite ex-girlfriend for 12 years decides it's time to end our friendship. She thinks she got the last word... I beg to differ. |
| Posted on :
01-21-08 |
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| My Crazy Neighbor |
| A new neighbor starts harassing me at all hours of the night |
| Posted on :
01-16-08 |
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| Vegas Baby |
| Details of my recent first trip to Vegas with my old friends Chris and Jeff. |
| Posted on :
12-23-07 |
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| The Biggest Douchebag Ever |
| Due to the threat of legal action on the part of the Biggest Douchebag Ever, this story is temporarily unavailable. I was given 72 hours to take the story down at the beginning of a 3-day weekend, which oddly enough didn’t give me much time during business hours to confer with my lawyer. A quick phone call this weekend reaffirms that I’ve done nothing wrong, and that I have every right to post a story that happened to me and my friends, but my lawyer wants to delve a bit further into it before giving me the go ahead. It’s funny to me that a guy can be a total prick to everyone he dates, and piss off all his friends, but doesn’t understand that actions have reactions, that you reap what you sow, and that eventually everyone is going to see him for who he really is whether it’s because I wrote a true story about him, or because he will, over time, manage to show his true colors to everyone he meets. |
| Posted on :
11-24-07 |
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| Universal logic, global warming and the speed of light |
| We are so small... Warning (Math & Physics Content) |
| Posted on :
11-08-07 |
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| Why I am still single at 34 |
| A friend of mine showed me her list of everything she wants in a guy... so I made a list for what I want in a woman... Think I'm shooting a little high? |
| Posted on :
10-21-07 |
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| Dodging Clouds in a Convertible |
| 11 years since I had been back to Colorado, and boy did it start off rocky. The story of my trip out to see the last String Cheese shows at Red Rocks with my sister. |
| Posted on :
08-26-07 |
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| Tivas -- 2000-2007 – May you rest in peace |
| Best shoes I ever owned |
| Posted on :
04-28-07 |
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| Debt free by 33 |
| A combination of financial advice compiled from Clark Howard, my parents, and about a month's worth of reading online articles about retirement |
| Posted on :
02-26-07 |
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| I can’t ever date or marry someone who doesn’t love Phish |
| A night out with an old friend and some of her co-workers turns into a disaster followed by some soul searching |
| Posted on :
02-09-07 |
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| How to drive with someone following you |
| Written instructions to help the public learn how to not drive 103mph when someone is following behind you in another car. Thanks to Lauren for losing me the night before. |
| Posted on :
12-18-06 |
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| Men are from Mars, Women need more Cell Phone Minutes |
| According to a new study, women talk three times as much as men because talking gives them an endorphin buzz. So when a woman says, “We need to talk,” what she is really saying is, “I need to get wasted!” |
| Posted on :
11-30-06 |
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| American Party Politics |
| A humorous rant about the state of the two party system. |
| Posted on :
11-13-06 |
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| (1 in 175,711,536) or The Death of Internet Poker |
| Thoughts on why a state run Lottery with lousy odds is legal, and why a $20 sit-n-go online should be. |
| Posted on :
10-23-06 |
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| How Wal Mart changed America and made us exactly the same |
| How did Kmart fail and Wal Mart become the biggest company in the world? |
| Posted on :
10-14-06 |
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| If you could travel through time and change one thing, what would it be? |
| Would you kill Hitler? Or would you bang a cute red head? |
| Posted on :
10-11-06 |
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| What is it that drives us to seek companionship? |
| Just me... single and rambling |
| Posted on :
10-08-06 |
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| I hope that when an islamic terrorist dies... |
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| Posted on :
08-09-06 |
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| A Christmas Thank You to Mom and Dad |
| What do you buy the parents for christmas? It's always tough to buy for people with more money than you, so I wrote this for them, had it printed and framed it. |
| Posted on :
12-15-05 |
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| To the Smiths Olde Bar management |
| A letter I wrote in protest of losing my favorite waitress for Poker nights... I still miss that girl |
| Posted on :
09-20-05 |
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| Phish music makes my brain happy - My Tribute to the band |
| The story of my hearing Phish for the first time, and how I became a phan |
| Posted on :
05-30-05 |
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| A best man’s speech |
| If I had been the best man at my friend Chris's wedding, this is what I would have said at the toast. |
| Posted on :
03-23-05 |
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| I met Trey last night |
| The story of the best night of my life, right before I got my best friend fired after originally posting this. It's cool now, he got a better job in the end. Maybe Karma works. |
| Posted on :
02-02-05 |
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| Invisible time as the memory fades |
| I don't write poems often, but here's an old one I found about the pains and process of getting over a lost love |
| Posted on :
01-10-05 |
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| Death to the Mixed Tape |
| Here's an old one... it's funny, this is all pre-IPOD days. Things have changed a bit now. |
| Posted on :
07-24-03 |
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